Laughing matters - Sexy Song Parodies!

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Re: Laughing matters - Sexy Song Parodies!

Postby Tristan LeMay » Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:18 pm

HERE COMES KELLY MOSS - HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS PARODY

As I was saying, during the last month of December, I really went all out with the Christmas song naughty parodies. I really wanted to write a 'Here Comes Santa Claus' parody but I thought it was just too easy to make it about a girl so... I made the 'girl' a bit special. Need I say more? Well, I know I shouldn't if I want you to be surprised. So check it out. Here's the link! I hope you have a good laugh.

https://noveltrove.com/story/2175/here- ... hty-parody

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Re: Laughing matters - Sexy Song Parodies!

Postby Tristan LeMay » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:58 pm

FUCK ME ON THE VERANDA - MELE KALIKIMAKA NAUGHTY PARODY

First of all, I want to apologize to Bing Crosby. Poor guy must be spinning in his grave. But this is nothing personal, Bing! I just had fun with the lyrics of Mele Kalikimaka, a popular Christmas song that was covered by so many artists. Please check it out and have a laugh. Here's the link!

https://noveltrove.com/story/2177/fuck- ... hty-parody

Tell me what you think!

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Re: Laughing matters - Sexy Song Parodies!

Postby Tristan LeMay » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:32 pm

BLUE BALLS SYNDROME - BLUE CHRISTMAS PARODY

I consider myself lucky because I've ever had blue balls syndrome. People who suffer from it say it's very painful. Then again, some people say it's all in your head... and not your COCK head. Hehe! Maybe I shouldn't joke about it but hey, I've always felt that masturbation could ease any type of uncontrolable horniness. But yeah, I've known guys who could rub one, two, three or more out and STILL need to have sex with an actual OTHER person. Anyway, during the Christmas holidays last year, I wrote this crazy, silly song parody of the beautiful BLUE CHRISTMAS classic.

Eventhough we are in the middle of summer and it's hot as hell out there, check it out! It might even bring your temperature down! Hehe!

https://noveltrove.com/story/2198/blue- ... mas-parody

Happy reading... and singing! :)

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Re: Laughing matters - Sexy Song Parodies!

Postby Tristan LeMay » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:46 pm

RUB MY BULGE - RING MY BELL PARODY

While making love with my boyfriend a few months ago, we were really heavy into foreplay, kissing and caressing each other and, at some point, he started rubbing my hard cock through my lycra and polyester briefs and I sort of started fucking his hand through this fabric. It got so intense and so hot that I actually came in my underwear. It was an amazing feeling, like I didn't want him to stop and take the time to take my briefs off. Like just go for it. Make me cream my briefs. Make me have an amazing orgasm just like that. I'll just throw them in the washer after. Let's not ruin this moment thinking about boring stuff like that. It felt absolutely great... a few weeks later, I wrote this song parody... which was just a natural, as you can see.

So check it out and have a laugh, will you?

Here's the link:
https://noveltrove.com/story/2481/rub-m ... ell-parody

Enjoy!

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