=====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <=====

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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Tristan LeMay » Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:33 pm

In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Tristan LeMay » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:54 pm

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.”
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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Tristan LeMay » Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:42 pm

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Tristan LeMay » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:11 pm

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Tristan LeMay » Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:30 am

In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Tristan LeMay » Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:51 pm

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you sent in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Casablanca » Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:43 pm

Haha, de-lighted :mrgreen:
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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Tristan LeMay » Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:45 pm

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Tristan LeMay » Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:28 am

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
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Re: =====> Funny stuff ! A pun a day, until we're done! <===

Postby Tristan LeMay » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:07 pm

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
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